The Lonely Island 

A group of comedians whose originality/novelty does little to make up for their lack of comedic skill. Often falling back on shock humor and swearing because their comedy lacks substance, the trio has managed to acquire an online following seemingly more focused on getting in on the latest craze than finding intelligent, well-written comedy. Using this online following, The lonely Island began writing for an already poorly written SNL. Essentially kicking it while it was down, The Lonely Island has managed to make SNL even worse by using their already-stale comedic (if I dare say that) style. Spreading like a virus over the internet, The Lonely Island threatens replace quality comedy with little more than novelty and one-time-laughs (at best). Andy Samberg (Hot Rod) is by far the worst of the three.

Why do people watch that "The Lonely Island" shit?

I don't know I guess because everyone else does.

The Lonely Island by just 1 guy having a good time July 17, 2009

long island taco 

when youre banging a girl and you throw up in her pussy and eat that shit

i was fucking this girl and i puked in her pussy and i gav her a long island taco

long island taco by chris wheeler100 June 26, 2008

Mercer Island 

An island located off of Washington. The people there are often very wealthy and snobbish. Mercer Island is often confused with Bainbridge Island as people tend to say anyone from BI is a prick when in fact, they should be saying anyone from Mercer Island is a prick. While the people in Mercer Island are busy showing off their pimped out Mercedes, those of us in other areas of Washington glare at them.

We're playing Mercer Island in football today...
Fuck, not those snobs again.

Mercer Island by thatfuckinperson March 8, 2014

rhode island 

Rhode Island is the perfect example of wasted United States territory. People forget about Rhode Island because they CHOOSE to, although memories of this shithole are tough to forget. It is the only state that could possibly make partying at colleges depressing. In fact, it is likely that you will drive home shitfaced at 6 in the morning rather then sleeping anywhere in the state. Any person who likes living in this state is likely to be a skinny spoiled rich kid pussy who is to gay to realize how much better any other state is.

The U.S. would be better off if Rhode Island could in fact become an island and detach itself from the rest of this great country.

rhode island by RI Superfan September 27, 2005

Long Island, NY 

Long Island is the pussy part of NY. You are not a true New Yorker if born in Long Island. You are most likely Jewish.

Saying your a New Yorker from Long Island, NY is like saying your a Pimp whose a virgin, it doesnt work.

Long Island, NY by Billy Big Wood July 1, 2008

Angel Island 

A place known in Leeds, but also goes for any area that had the same circumstances.
Usually a certain area, maybe an estate, but not usually a street which contains the majority of old people. Another common factor, and most certainly of the one in Leeds, is the area is full of bungalows, also associated with older people. The name comes from 'angel' as in meaning 'dead', and 'island' as in meaning the 'area'.

Mickey: Where does your granny live?
Minnie: Down Angel Island, how about yours?
Mickey: Down Angel Island too. They're having a pensioners bash this weekend at the church hall.

Angel Island by Emma Ha September 29, 2005

Merritt Island 

It's a LIT place. Old people live here with the exception of some teenagers and their fam. Only a few good places to hang. Overall nice place. Plus it sounds cool to say you live on an island.

1. "Hey brah, where you from?"- dude #1
"Sah dude, I'm from Merritt Island! It's so LIT there!"- dude #2

Merritt Island by somerandomteen June 15, 2017