hawaiian christmas

Thrown together alcoholic beverage. Coconut rum and egg nog. Usually made by teenagers who've invaded their parents liquor cabinet.
Man I poured myself a Hawaiian Christmas last night and got twisted
by Chancejoebuddy April 27, 2016
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Christmas Afternoon Funk

The feeling one gets during the afternoon and evening hours of Christmas Day. The gifts have been unwrapped, the cousins, uncles and in-laws have all gone home, and leftovers fill the fridge. The holiday festivities, so heavily anticipated, are now over, leaving an empty feeling inside.
After the family had opened Christmas gifts, and all the relatives had gone home, the family felt the Christmas Afternoon Funk begin to creep in. Christmas Holidays
by d_leet December 26, 2016
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Cuban Christmas

When someone snorts a lot of coke off a BBW’s (big beautiful woman’s) clitoris.
Dude, did you see Theo had to do a Cuban Christmas this year.
by SleezySlut December 23, 2023
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Green Christmas

I'm Mr. Green Christmas, I'm Mr. Sun!
by QueenieAUbaek December 27, 2022
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christmas gangster

when someone raids under the Christmas tree the night before to open the presents and reseals them crudely
you:IM going go feel the presents. Christmas gangster:ok. you: looks like someone been tampering with the presents. gangster: fuck no!
by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013
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christmas cathlic

A Catholic that attends service one a year
As a Christmas Cathlic I am required to to be at the nativity service
by James A Gillies November 20, 2020
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Christmas Hound

Tom the Christmas hound, Is a legendary in ancient creature that works for Santa. When kids can’t go to sleep at night on Christmas Eve he goes to everybody’s house and snuggles with them until they fall asleep. He spends the whole night doing around the world and making kids fall sleep worldwide. He is a very cute animal whose dad was probably a teddy bear and his mama dog.He is a very well-trained hound and never disobeyed his master, which is Santa.
I’m too excited to go to sleep, I wonder if the Christmas Hound will appear
by Owner of the Christmas puppy January 16, 2018
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