ticket bitch

A person set up in a traffic situation to recieve a ticket instead of you.

That ticket bitch will get pulled over before I will.

by Chochain April 6, 2019

flaming bitch

Someone who doesn't give a shit about anyone else and lets everyone know. This is an almost exclusively female pejorative and indicates that the person who just got called one is basically a cunt.

My boss ripped my balls out in front of the whole division for leaving early to go to my grandma's funeral last Friday and then slapped on two extra projects and a demerit on my employee record. What a flaming bitch!

by Freddy Boy1 January 5, 2010

No eyebrowed bitches

Bitches that have no eyebrows and like to flirt with the guy that you like because she is a dirty slut bag.

Man, those no eyebrowed bitches really are whores.

by StallionDuck May 4, 2011

Bitch McMuffin

1. A slutty girl who is overweight and has a visible muffin top.

2. Girl who sells her body out for food

Dat girl goes to McDonald's and fucks the manager for free meals, what a bitch mcmuffin!

by Tehgiz May 21, 2014

Bitch Sag

When you wear your pants past your ass and your underwear is exposed

Look at that fool bitch saggin, does he not own a belt?

by nina1586 April 16, 2011

Murphy's Bitch

A person who is frequently a victim of Murphy's Law

Man A: I was going to go out tonight, but when i put my shirt on the sleeve ripped, i couldn't find my keys, The ATM rejected my card so i couldn't get any money out, and all my friends cancelled at the last minute...i think someone has it in for me.
Man B: Naw, You're just Murphy's Bitch.

by Killin2day June 24, 2011

Lung Bitching

The act of annoying people by coughing excessively.

“I think Joe has bronchitis he won’t stop coughing”
“No, he’s just a lung bitching pussy. I wish he was dead”

by MeDabeast December 28, 2011