novice hood

When a guy is uncircumcised.

Guy 1: I still have my novice hood

Guy 2: cool

by Yee_masteer March 26, 2017

[Hood Heffer]

1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.

Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?

Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"

Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"

Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"

by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007

Boys N' the Hood

A film that has at least one inconsistency. In order for Doughboy and Ricky to be half brothers who are the same age, their mother would have to be fucking two different guys at the same time (which is unlikely to be okay between their different fathers) and they ended up being born 9 months (less than a full year) apart, otherwise it's impossible for two brothers (even half brothers) to be the exact same age at any point in life.

Hollywood makes some unbelievable shit, Boys n' the Hood is no different. Despite all the stereotypical revenge and violence on the surface, on a human level, it's unbelievable shit to watch.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

The Hood

The Hood is short for the neighborhood, that rappers shorten to say fluently in rap without sounding stupid. it all started by Romnz Romano. i have his permission.

im from the hood, what up though?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

Chronic Hood Syndrome

When a nigga is so hood that it goes beyond just being hood. It becomes an actual condition.

"Look at this fool. He came to my daughter's graduation with a comb in his hair half unbraided, and a grape ice pop in his mouth."

"Why did you invite him? You know he has Chronic Hood Syndrome right?."

by rudebitch99 November 15, 2018

hood orphan

When someone has no solid relationship in one hood so he hops from hood to hood looking for a family

What hood he from 6mths ago he was claiming one hood now he claiming another .. He from whatever hood he think popping he a hood orphan whoever except him .

by Sosincere August 8, 2017

hood hotdogs

Some nasty dirty burnt hotdogs that you can only get in the hood or any ghetto place for that matter. If you eat them you might get food poisoning.

Costumer: Can I get some hotdogs.
Server: Sure we all ready have some made here you go .
Costumer to Friend: Ew this is a hood hotdogs.

by Harry (The Original) July 12, 2011