im on my ass

something you would say when you are super drunk/high but at the same time relaxed.

“im on my ass now that i took 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 9, 2020

im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock

person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023

im not a hundo

short for 'i'm not a hundred percent'

Domo: Is J. Cole releasing a new album this year?
Gabrielle: idk im not a hundo onnat

ALSO

Gabrielle: Hey, how are you feeling?
Domo: I'm okay, still not a hundo yet.

by MamaGanja June 25, 2021

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed

*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

by Cjaydedj January 28, 2019

im gonang to taell my momy yoeu siad that

congrats you found a 4 year old!

your pretty bad at this game "im gonang to taell my momy yoeu siad that" BWAHAHAAHAHAHA

by gorbiliter May 24, 2022

im jaking it

A meme originating from an edited screenshot of Jake the Dog from Adventure Time, featuring a suggestive and awkward pose with exaggerated sound effects (like clapping) in the background. The phrase "I'm jaking it" is humorously spoken by Jake in the meme, playing on crude humor and absurdity. It is typically used to reference a silly or inappropriate situation, often in a deliberately exaggerated and comedic way.

Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: " im jaking it."

by 🥀🥀💔💔 April 28, 2025

im to your servic

It's so interesting that SERVICE & SERVIC (WOMENS WAORM(2OP) HOLE) SO IM TECHNICALLY YOUR TECHNICIANS WHO SERVICE A SERVIC AND GIVE A NICE CHECK TO THE BEAN AND THE VIOLIN

I always be your loyal servant baby.

Im to your servic. 24/8

by Simonet@let December 16, 2021