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Looking Glass Land

1. The place where you are expected to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. According to the White Queen, it takes practice.
2. An alternative reality.
3. A safe space where people can stop clutching their pearls.
Alice entered Looking Glass Land through a mirror over the fireplace. There, she met the White Queen.
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.

Looking Glass Land operates on alt-facts; only dedicated conspiracy theorists live there.
Widespread in-person voter fraud happens only in Looking Glass Land.
Alex Jones dispatches "news" from Looking Glass Land.
Watching Tucker Carlson is like visiting Looking Glass Land.
by beingwhereiam November 4, 2022
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Buttered Glass

A real Jamie Benjamin kinda move. He's a kinda chill guy, but he just straight up gets butter on his cup
Jamie has a buttered glass, what else is new
by Down with jamie January 12, 2023
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Vag Glass

When someone’s significant other hides small shards of glass in her vagina, then adding them to his meals over time. The idea is that, eventually, he succumbs to mysterious internal injuries, and she gets away with murder—all while maintaining her innocence as the world's most devoted cook. It's like the ultimate slow-cooker recipe… with a dash of horror.
She mastered the art of vag glass—serving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.
by CristinBurnsInHell August 13, 2024
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BJ Gasket

A collagen injection in the lips that make a person with a small face have disproportionately large O shaped lips.
Girl had cute little lips until she got that BJ Gasket installed.
by wfukradio October 9, 2023
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Herb brought over the ol one two 420.calibre phillipino glass jungle flute for a praccy sesh
by Dracula's sackpipe January 9, 2024
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Spicy glass

Spicy glass refers to depression glassware that is radioactive. They used uranium in some glass also know as vaseline glass that glows under a blacklight. They also used uranium as a glaze on other things. Collectors now search for these and use a Geiger counter to see how radioactive it is or "spicy "
by Zaleemae Vamps February 4, 2024
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Toby Gaskell

A toby Gaskell is a person with a massive shlong and like to bust all over Gingers
This Toby Gaskell just covered me in juicy semen
by jkwgfjkq2bg; November 16, 2023
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