Facebook whirlpool

When a Facebook addict gets stuck for hours and hours reading friend's status updates, posting pics, searching for long lost friends, sending gifts, etc., until he or she loses all perception that the outside world exists.

Kevin told me that he spent from 9:30 PM to 3:00 AM last night stuck in an absolutely deadly Facebook Whirlpool. He forgot to eat dinner, walk the dog, and completely blew off his date.

by austinfrog February 1, 2009

Facebook Flu

When all your friends used to be on bebo/myspace but one by one they drop and join Facebook. This is called the "Facebook Flu" or the "Facebook Fucker Flu". No longer do people go on bebo or myspace, so you resort to commenting yourself....

John: Hey, check my new bebo skin?
Peter: Are you stupid? It's all happening on Facebook!
John: Peter, you've got the Facebook Flu
Peter: Argh....!

by FacebookStoleMyBeboFriends): July 30, 2009

Facebook drought

When nothing has happened on Facebook since your last login. Facebook drought can make you feel sad, because it makes you realize that you've logged in 5 times within the last 2 hours. This shows that, for the moment, you don't have much of a life at all.

Example #1:

Person 1: Stop bothering me, go away and do something.
Person 2: Sorry...Facebook drought.

Example #2:

Person 1: You're ok? You seem a bit down today?
Person 2: I'm fine...it's just...Facebook drought.
Person 1: Oh...I'm sorry, man. I didn't know...

by Waow Rabalder March 3, 2010

Facebook Poke

Verb-(1)A gesture available on Facebook often used in a playful or flirtatious manner.

Verb-(2)The online equivalent of an awkward silence.

I wish Tom would stop poking me."-"He's poking you? That's really weird.."-"It's only a Facebook Poke."-"Ohhh....

by ***FlubberisFTW*** September 26, 2010

Facebook Official

The official declaration that a relationship is legit marked by posting "in a relationship" on facebook.

The exceptance that a relationship is real based on their facebook relationship status.

Tim gave Lucy flowers for her birthday, are they dating? No, i checked this morning and it wasnt Facebook Official.

by Jordi2011 December 17, 2009

Facebook Fairy

Person who calls in sick for work but profile pictures show up a day later with the person dressed as a fairy for Halloween.

Why don't you call in sick like the Facebook fairy?

by r.r.r.r May 5, 2009

Facebook noob

One who is generally new to facebook or acts noobish on Facebook. This person usually joins numerous random groups and pages, totaling way over 500, frequently coping other facebookers, asks for help in terms of how to use their facebook and many other ways

Facebook Noob: I have a question about my facebook

John:What?

Facebook Noob: How do I check the groups I'm in?

John: Go to the info tab

Facebook Noob: Thanks

John: HOLY SHIT, Your in 1300 groups? Wow your such a Facebook noob.

by AZN2374 December 1, 2009