by CryoDead October 8, 2019
Get the Evan Zarbomug. by grac1e August 1, 2021
Get the Lola Evansmug. When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue
Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned
by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021
Get the Got Evanedmug. by BlueNinja70 January 7, 2017
Get the evan anthony ammarmug. A guy with the greatest meme taste and a deep taste in music. He is a wanna-be funny guy on the outside and a great romantic on the inside. He will love his significant other with everything he has, and will reject any thirsty thots that appear on his path to get to his destiny. His lover. If you find an Evan you might be like “eh” at first but give it a shot and see what happens.
by ew_crablegs December 14, 2019
Get the Evanmug. Evans's are highly intelligent, most loyal and selfless of friends, loves sports, and is lowkey funny. Evans's are nervous around girls, have a hard time communicating with them, and usually just chill with the boys. Evans's love to argue with others and will always say they are right even though they know good and well they are wrong. Evans's are HIGHKEY sus and enjoy group showers and sleeping with the boys, but no homo. Evan's also talk to really high pitches and in a weird voice to their parents.
Homie 1: Bro, why won't you go talk to that hottie over there.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.
by sexycountryboy November 6, 2020
Get the Evansmug.