Cum Dumpster

Another term for a daycare

Mark: I just dropped my kids off at the cum dumpster
Mary: Thanks Honey

by penispoopyhead May 12, 2019

Cum Dumpster Diving

When you creampie a girl who is wearing a female condom, then take out the condom and suck out the cum.

Yeah man, me and Karen finally bit the bullet and went Cum Dumpster Diving last night.

by Phallic Acquaintance May 31, 2019

Humpty Dumpty

Had sex

I just did the Humpty Dumpty

by Miles kay June 5, 2019

Cum Dumpster

An orifice or surface on which a male of the Human Race deposits his sperm onto or into repeatedly to claim as his own

That thot is my new cum dumpster.

by Cam3n2123 July 10, 2019

Cum dumpster

Basically if you’re reading this then your mom is a cum dumpster

People reading Urban Dictionaries definition of cum dumpster have mothers that are cum dumpsters

by Cuckasaurus Rex July 11, 2019

Spirit Dumpster

1. A power bottoms anus.

Sassy Goose loves to have someone play with his spirit dumpster.

by Three Dogg July 24, 2019

Humpty Dumpty

When having sex while taking a shit

Yo, my girl and I just did the Humpty Dumpty!!

by ISmashRatchets August 8, 2019