angle of the dangle

the angle of the dangle is proportional to the mass of the ass if the heat of the meat is constant.

x (angle of the dangle) = y (mass of ass)/k (heat of meat)

k is the constant.

angle of the dangle hard on cockjunk package

by jackhammer111 December 2, 2010

dingleberries

Little beads of shit stuck to one's anal hairs.

Eew! I was giving my girlfriend a rim-job only to find myself slurping her dingleberries!

by sparky April 5, 2004

dingleberries

dried up balls of poop you find when taking a shower and cleaning your butthole

what is this shit on my ass

by joshua_thaylandw January 7, 2004

dingleberries

Bits of turd that fear the cold icy waters of the toilet, preferring to cling for dear life onto the hairs between your cheeks. Only found in males. If you find a chick with dingleberries, she's either a tranny or of Greek descent.

Bugger, the TP ran out before I could harvest the dingleberries from my arse fur.

by coryinc September 26, 2006

dinglerooster

A dinglerooster is the little rolls of toilet paper left on the toilet seat after wiping your butt.

Dude, after you took a dump, you left a bunch of dingleroosters on the seat.

by Mandinggo January 26, 2008

dingleberry

A person who unwittingly participates in dingleberry humor

Guy 1: Judging from his very poor diet and the fact that he has an excessive amount of body hair, I'd say that Jerry has two dingleberries today.

Guy 2: Heh, heh. Or maybe even like three or four. Wait a minute, what does that mean?

Guy!: You know what? YOU are a dingleberry.

by Ron from the threads April 23, 2010

dingleberrie

A fan of the band RIMJOB from Pittsburgh Kansas.

Karl (Frontman of RIMJOB) Hey all you Dingleberries out there.

by Dingleberrie#1 January 4, 2012