curry crotch

An annoying Indian

That professor was a real curry crotch.

by 3pumpdump December 24, 2016

nasty crotch

A Crotch that has been smothered in shit for sexual gratification

"How was last night?"
"I gave her a nasty crotch"

by Gibblerjsshhahsh November 3, 2015

Crotching

It's sorta like spooning except better. It's crucial that your crotches are touching to ensure the wrath of the awkward boner.

"Bae, we should totally crotch."

"To crotch"
"Crotchet" -feminine

Crotching is the act of sticking ones crotch against a magnificently sculpted ass.

by Mattimus Maximus December 20, 2015

music crotch

When one of your earbuds fall down and rests in your crothch.

Dude: Shit
Mate: What?
Dude: I just got a music crotch
Mate: Haha lol

by music crothch January 31, 2016

Crotching

Abbreviation of crotch watching; the act of watching peoples crotches

Eg. Hey suzie lets go crotching.

Hey man I did some really good crotching the other day down by the level, fancy some crotching tonight yeah?

by Dannygogo February 2, 2016

crotch-low

people who go down during the first date and only take fuck as an answer

why you so crotch-low ? cos you are being a hoe atm

by urbancreat0r March 22, 2016

crotch-touch

The act of touching ones own, a friend's, a partner's or even a complete stranger's crotch and or surrounding region.

Kristina: "Hey! Can we please have crotch-touch together tonight ?"
Santa: "Ohh Kristina, you've been a naughty girl this year! Of course crotch-touch can happen."
crotch fondle feel weiner pussy balls moist pleasure

by JordanIsTheShyt94 March 31, 2016