Crotch Country

The horrendous smell that arises from ones crotch after a long distance jog.

She had really bad crotch country after that 8 mile run today.

by The longest D September 6, 2018

Crotch-witch

Horny slut

If a man tells you to make him a "sandwich", imagine him in a three-sum with two women, but if you wanna get in a girl's pants, call her a crotch-witch.

by Para-nuro-chick January 14, 2021

crotch dog

ummmm

i will have nightmares about crotch dog

by AAHHH SCARY DING February 4, 2022

Crotch Paste

The gooey buildup of sweat, baby powder & dead skin that accumulates on/around a person's genitals after going without bathing for an extended period of time.

I tried to give him/her some head, but all the crotch paste grossed me out

by Kommissar August 24, 2021

Crotch Crickets

The sound one hears when a sexual partner isn't making any noise when you're going down on them.

"Man, I was trying my hardest, but I could only hear them crotch crickets."

by RandomVCadditions August 6, 2017

crotch napkin

Mans mustache and or beard during conalingus

His crotch napkin tickled me

by kiitty December 16, 2014

Crotch Pit

see TAINT

" I need to take a shower cause my crotch pit is smelling ripe."

by cragain May 27, 2012