Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

They never last.

"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)

"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

by Me bois March 22, 2021

The fog is coming

Ask Lybra what she did the night of February 3rd 2006

February 3rd 2025 the fog is coming

by FredFerdinand September 13, 2023

Come a cobber

An Australasian spin on ‘come a cropper,’ usually referring to a more sinister error that has lead to severe harm or death.

‘Woah, did Jake just fall off that cliff?’
‘Yea, he’d come a cobber on that ledge.’

by Clarencerr November 9, 2025

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.

We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.

by anonymous July 15, 2024

COME AND GET CHARLESTON

It is an INTERNET MESSAGE that is for the power care.

Hey , hey hey, I am on the mainline , you like it , COME AND GET CHARLESTON , so JACK , no I mean JOHNSON , your really saying COME AND GET YOUR LOVE which is the one looking for an ASSHOLE.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021

Everything's coming up milhouse!

Words of joy about something insignificant, especially in comparison to how disastrous your situation is.

My train is 3 hours delayed, but I found a spot to sit on the dirty floor. Everything's coming up milhouse!

by IveWood February 4, 2024