racist coffee 

when the coffee you drink is constantly the same color as your skin
featured in the song racist coffee by julian smith

light dude : "man i always put so much creamer in my coffee its just so light"
dark dude : "i never put so much creamer in my coffee i like dark coffee"
other colored skin dude: "jeez dudes way to drink racist coffee"

racist coffee by gay dickhead March 6, 2017

Greek Coffee Cup

When 30+ males defecate, urinate and ejaculate into a bathtub and then you bathe in it.

Me and the track team had a Greek coffee cup last night and now I feel so exfoliated.

Greek Coffee Cup by Henrik Van LickMaiAnus January 15, 2011

crotch coffee 

when you're driving down the road and you happen to notice that in the car next to you the driver is holding his/her coffee in their crotch.

Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.

crotch coffee by AJSKGJosiewtff April 16, 2008

Shred Coffee 

The coffee breed of energy drink such as Java Monster. as opposed to the carbonated flavors (commonly referred to as "rock juice"), consumed by musicians who are preparing to shred.

With 20 minutes until show time, the guitarist slammed his shred coffee in less then 10 seconds.

Shred Coffee by zenguitar June 16, 2010

Night Coffee 

Another word for Beer

Friday night, its time for some night coffee.

Night Coffee by the5ifty June 25, 2010

Party Coffee

A coffee you drink before a night out. A caffeine kick for those times you feel like you're far too tired to get your rave on.

Get a Party Coffee down your neck and you'll be ready to go!

Party Coffee by CaffieneFiend October 20, 2010

e-coffee 

The coffee (or hot beverage) you have with a friend through an internet medium - eg, Skype chat, MSN or Facebook. Made individually, consumed simultaneously.

See also e-tea

Let's have an e-coffee this Tuesday, 2pm - see you on Skype!

e-coffee by chickitt April 4, 2011