Caseybate

The act of masturbating the male member while pleasuring one's self anally with the opposite hand.

Steve expressed extreme agitation at spraining his left wrist; he realized that he would be unable to caseybate to Ricky Martin videos anymore.

by Ronchetto December 7, 2005

case

kill, harm, hurt, beat-up, etc..

"don't make me catch a case"

by holla_back_at_me March 1, 2004

Worst Case Scenario

Accidentally shitting your pants, generally in a public place, car, or while intoxicated.

"What smells?"

"Pull over, I think I just had a worst case scenario."

by AlphaOne March 28, 2008

Case's Corollary

If the subject is Heinlein or homosexuality, the probability of a Hitler/Nazi comparison being made becomes equal to one.

A: I am a homosexual.
B: Good for you I am not a nazi.
A: Case's Corollary.

by Sentius. February 6, 2004

Waste Case Scenario

A situation where one of your friends gets to drunk and ruins everyones good time.

Chris had way to much to drink last night, it was a most definite waste case scenario.

by Cazares May 11, 2008

lower case i

Typically pertains to a person, specifically a female who is several hundred pounds overweight and is wearing a tight shirt and pair of pants(usually fluorescent). Often times the pants are that of sweatpants or even tights. The tightness of the pants and the tightness of the shirt combine with the belly button and what is commonly called FUPA (See FUPA at urbandictionary.com). The result of this mixture causes and imprint in the lower region around the vicinity of the FUPA and belly button that closely resembles a lower case i.

That lady standing over there in the bright pink sweatpants and tanktop is sporting fine example of the lower case i

Or...

She has a severe case of the lower case.

by Raymond McDonald January 14, 2009

Mariah Carey

She looks like an orangutan. Her early career consisted of her behind bars at the Zoo as Fufu the orangutan.

Man, mariah carey sure does look like she de-evolved back into an ape

by himynameisel April 1, 2009