till the cows come home

cows have no time,Cows leisurely graze in the grass and move about as they feel.meaning till the cows come home.

What time are you coming home.Till the cows come home. (you have no specific time,you will come home at anytime)

by Mr T 1000 April 15, 2014

Cow shagger, pantie sniffer

A person who refuses to wash themselves and engages in questionable activities with underwear belonging to various members in their household.

Dylan: Jeeeeesus, Sean smells really bad!
Eoghan: That's because he is a Cow shagger, pantie sniffer

by LoverOfDeadCalves November 15, 2020

water bearing sea cow

Morbidly obese woman. Often spotted in walmarts around the globe driving an electric scooter. Normally wearing a mumu of sorts resembling a shower curtain. Also known to frequently sit in delapitated residences watching reruns of Maury povich surrounded with an array of junk food around them and several cats. Not known for bathing or changing their mumus often. They live primarily off of cheetos and camel cigarettes. More often then not their life mate will be an awfully slender poor man who tends to wear wife beaters with mustard stains

Wow dude, your mom is quite the water bearing sea cow, but I still wanna fuck her silly.

by the one and only PRO-B April 14, 2016

My Cows My Meat

“My Cows My Meat” refers to the ideology of one having ownership over the meat of his/her cows. This motto is not only terrible, but is also extremely unfunny. Any pathetic person who uses this figure of speech should be banished from society forever.

Kirk: “I swear it will be funny this time”
Sheen: “No it won’t”
Kirk: “My Cows My Me-“
Sheen: “SHUT THE FUCK UP. MY COWS MY MEAT IS NOT FUNNY AND NEVER WILL BE.”

by sandwichofchicken March 30, 2021

Cow Tippin' Monkey Smuggla'

1. A professional smuggler of monkeys who also engages in cow tipping, perhaps concomitantly.

2. One who tips cows while they smuggle a monkey.

See that man with simian primates hidden under his trenchcoat knocking over sleeping bovines? He's a cow tippin' monkey smuggla'!

by Saucydon May 15, 2006

Tip over the brown cow

1. This was used by Stevie T, one of my favorite YouTubers. In Music, to tip over the brown cow means to storm in with a powerful Wall of sound after a really delicate part.

2. As Stevie T describes it, it means to add power to an otherwise weak riff.

A Friend: This is surprisingly light for Iron Maiden
Me: They’ll tip over the brown cow soon!

by Man Of Few Words April 18, 2021

Putting the cows out to pasture

To manually stimulate male genitalia to ejaculation through a pump-action maneuver.

After a particularly rough day at work, Watkins was found putting the cows out to pasture so as to relieve stress.

by EMCEE3PO June 4, 2018