Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.
by Luckiii November 5, 2011
Get the Bog Bookmug. by Pacha19 September 7, 2017
Get the Big bookmug. The official and original cover for the book written by Werley Nortreus called The Book of Nortreus was published in 2025.
by Jacob Martinique October 3, 2025
Get the The Book of Nortreus (Official And Original Book Cover)mug. The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.
TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022
Get the Guinness Book of World Recordsmug. by Heito November 26, 2022
Get the Book Monkeymug. by Lorgaste Angry bird February 9, 2022
Get the the book thingmug. 