carrot boobs

when instead of drooping naturally, a pair of breasts point outward more than is reasonably expected. This phenomena indicates that the enitre breast--not just the nips--are pointing, seemingly defying Newtonian physics. Causes remain unknown.

My brother-in-law calls my wife "carrot boobs" because her breasts intermittenly poke out like nubby carrots. I hate that douche canoe.

by carrotboobs1278 December 9, 2008

cousin boobed

When you are surfing social media and notice big boobs but look at the face and it is your cousin.

I was trolling Facebook and noticed this chick with big boobs but then I looked up and it was my cousin. I got cousin boobed.

by BigD'andIdontmeanDallas July 22, 2017

pigeon boobs

When a woman has lop sided, saggy breasts that move back and forth whenever she walks.

Eewwwww dude! That bitch has pigeon boobs!

by Jessfuckinhayorite January 4, 2018

Blue boobs

When a nursing woman's breasts become full of milk and it becomes painful.
Like blue balls but for women

I haven't pumped in awhile, it's so sore I think I have blue boobs

by Inkedphotographer April 22, 2016

zoom boobs

When your colleague accidentally shows their boobs on a Zoom call

Ashley: "Can you guys see my screen"
Me: "Nice zoom boobs"
Zoom: *Ashley left the call*

by ChiefInspekta April 15, 2021

Boob squeeze

“Squeezing occurs when: There is clear indentation (e.g. dents, imprints, depressions, marks, etc.) on the female breast or clothing caused by curved fingers in a grabbing motion."

Did you see the updated FB policy on Boob Squeeze?

by Whyisthiswet December 1, 2020

Boob-shy

When someone is afraid of glorious boobies.

"Man, don't be so boob-shy"

by Bob the boob-shy August 20, 2012