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Soggy Crack Biscuit

You gather some friends and play a casual game of Soggy Biscuit and then Everyone shits on the biscuit and then everyone plays a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors and whoever loses eats it. Almost as Simple as Jenga!!
Man would i kill to play a game of Soggy Crack Biscuit with Jessica's cute ass.
by Uncle Tubby December 19, 2020
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Rich Tea Biscuit Lips

The opposite of ‘Drop The Bass Lips’, Rich Tea Biscuit Lips are lips that are dry and thin, making them terrible for head.
Damn! You’ve got them Rich Tea Biscuit Lips, it feels like I’m getting slop off a 90 year old.
by Daniel Wee Wee Flannigan October 28, 2023
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All over the place like a cheap biscuit mix

A saying originating in New Zealand.
You would say it when someone or something is disorganized.
It references how cheap biscuit (Cookie) mixes can be messy and difficult to use.
Situation1:

Person1: "Josh forgot to bring his laptop again!"

Person2: "He's all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix"

Situation2:

Person1: "This office is all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix!"
by NBA Spinna August 16, 2021
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Butter me up and call me a biscuit

To be gassed up to the point you feel good and warm inside like a biscuit.
We’ll butter me up and call me a biscuit why you at it!
by Jobengi March 16, 2023
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biscuit

A game where a group of guys masterbate. the objective is not be the last to ejaculate on the biscuit, thus resulting the player having to eat the biscuit with everyone elses cemen on it.
Me and 3 - 5 guys are playing biscuit
by jakadak October 5, 2012
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sea-biscuit

A sea-biscuit was when sailors in the early 1700's would find dead rats on the boats they sailed in, came in their chests and boiled them in the soup.
Unbeknownst to Katie she gobbled down a thick sea-biscuit.
by Travass~ November 10, 2008
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soggy biscuit

a game people may play when a group of people masterbate and then ejaculate onto a biscuit the last who hasn't ejaculated must then eat the biscuit.
"oi lads you wanna play soggy biscuit"
"na last time i played i lost"
by eskimode December 27, 2007
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