The feeling when someone has a delicious baked good (bread, croissants, cake, muffins), and you don't.
by IncipientMedusa February 09, 2021
Brownies that have marijuana baked inside them. They take care of the munchies feeling that they produce.
Since marijuana has been legalized in Colorado there has been an unlimited supply of Colorado baked brownies, they give a whole new meaning to rocky mountain high.
by Tom Stillin November 14, 2012
Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
An Ohio no-bake is a sexual experience and an Ohio tradition. When a man ejaculates into the anus of his significant partner. After the ejaculation the significant partner poops out both sperm and fecal mater , mushes it all together in what looks like a no bake cookie. And then they feed it to each other . No baking required .
by Meowbarkroofhiss63 February 22, 2019
half-baked, half-baking
To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)
To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)
After I half-baked it, my girlfriend and I have had sex more often.
I half-baked it for John.
Will you half-bake it for me?
I am half-baking it to save my marriage.
I half-baked it for John.
Will you half-bake it for me?
I am half-baking it to save my marriage.
by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2010
When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
by fart moinke April 02, 2021
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