sea-slapped

when in the sea and a wave hits you in the face

A: Oh dude, can you see that huge wave coming?
B: What?

B turns around and wave 'slaps' him in the side of his face
A: LOL dude you just got sea-slapped badly!!!!!!!!

by Winnie The Poop August 25, 2012

Sea Cucumber

A creature that blows up octopuses that accidently drop 8-balls

Cq

Sea cucumber

by Ilovevideos June 1, 2021

Sea Birth

When shitting in the open water, the beast freshly released begins its life similar to all aquatic creatures.

Holy cow Dave, that was the biggest sea birth ever! Thank God it’s a sinker and not a floater!

by 3 legged monster May 14, 2025

Sea Grapes

the eggs of a Cuttlefish containing its offspring, the freakiest little cuties God could devise
They are called sea grapes by zoologists and people who enjoy shitty wine.

The cuttlefish lays its sea grapes in some random hole in the bottom of the ocean

by Sisco in the Wild November 12, 2018

Red Sea badge

Intercourse during her period

Yo Bobby, have you got your Red Sea badge? I got mine the other night after getting my red wings..

by Is_FuZe April 25, 2021

Wily Sea Trout

British origin, though what body of water isn't clear. Shrouded in mystery. Well- read. Frequent haunts seem to be bookstores with bistros, most notably Joseph-Beth Booksellers in Rookwood. Has been known to incite jealousy, arouse suspicion, inspire bitterness in his fellows.

He wrote on my wall and my BF is angry, what a Wily Sea Trout!
He's always harrassing the girls who work at Bronte, what a Wily!

by definitley not Wily's girl April 15, 2009

Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born

Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?

by Jaywolf209 September 25, 2015