King George

Someone that’s taxing excessively. Usually in reference to a drug dealer that’s charging way too much.

Civilian: “How much for a zip of pow wow?”
Dealer: “$2500.”
Civilian: “Ok then, King George.”

by First Man of the Valley May 15, 2019

King hopper

A king hopper is a female, who loves Latin Kings. One who loves Latin Kings so much she is down to sleep with the whole team, and who often does sleep with the whole team. A female who has has sex or even full relationships with more than one King is also in fact a King Hopper. King Hoppers come in all ages, shapes, and sizes. A female who allows Latin Kings to trizz is a prime example of a king hopper.

When you've had sex with more then one Latin King, chances are you are a King Hopper.

by YouKnowwwwThis April 8, 2011

Durf King

When you get so good at durfing that you become the Durf King or DK. It doesn’t matter if she is wearing jeans or corduroy you are getting all up in that for a good time.

Man Billy has Durfed so many chicks he has Officially became Durf King!

by Spuds2013 January 9, 2021

Vastayan King

to be patient over the other person's impatience

My father is so Vastayan King!

by warframe player May 31, 2019

King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.

I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas

by carlthelong December 1, 2022

King OxJ

A dope artist from Northern California.

Person 1: You heard that new King OxJ?

Person 2: Yeah, that shit hard.

by savvywiddit October 29, 2021

Thomas the King

The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.

Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches

by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022