The tallest man on earth that can't walk straight and has a gigantic cock which is bigger than a BBC. Robert gets mad slutty bitches who give him anal.
'Hurry up and get yourself a robert!'
by Jailatte May 4, 2022
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Me: Hey Robert my boyfriend just broke up with me
Robert: Write a whole 7 paragraph texts just to comforts you.
Robert: Write a whole 7 paragraph texts just to comforts you.
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Amazing, good looking and great person who is also very handsome, good looking and has a extremely high IQ.
by Ben6012 May 8, 2022
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Get the Robert mug.Roberts are pedo's they will fall in love with any little boy they typically like younger ages and are underaverage in height, and are usually very dumb. Roberts love to stalk people like a creep
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Get the Robert mug.Robert is the best beer buddy you can ask for. A beer connoisseur, Robert is able to identify the name, date of production, and alcohol level of a beer just from a simple whiff. He is known for being labelled as SG's #1 Beer Drinker, having received a doctorate in 'Beer Studies'. He is often seen in the District 19 area sipping beer with his fellow friends- Charles Davin Martin the Third, Johnathan Chua Jiang Sun, Bernard de Bern Von Papi da Degaré (alcohol-free beer), and Albert Wong See Beng.
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