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Lad Socks

A pair of socks which are midway between the ankle and knee to best define the calves of the wearer. The socks are most commonly worn for basketball or tennis.
Check out Josh's lad socks, they match his nautica hat so well.
by Distroyer April 19, 2011
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Sock Meatballs

An work-place friendly way to tell someone to "suck your balls"
Boss: "Dave get back to your desk and do your job"

Dave: "Sock Meatballs"

Boss: *confused*
by Zimbobby June 11, 2010
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Sock Story

A pointless story told. NO punch line, and an awkward silence always follows, not always about socks.
1."Today i walked my dog and saw a bird.
IT WAS BLUE!"

"um..sock story"

2. "I have a sock story for you: Today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit."
by Uknown, Unknown June 14, 2010
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Neon Sock

This a term for people who were emo but then change to wear knee high socks or colourful socks. These people are desperate to be seen as indivdual. Each Neon sock will go through a stage of declaring themselves as bi-sexual when infact 99% of neon socks that come out are straight, they just do it for attention.

They are also into anything Japanese, and pokemon. They are generally friendly people and easy to get along with, but they are always craving for attention, and at times are too self absorbed.

They also use ' :3 ' & ' XD ' as emoticons, to be different.

Plural: Neon Socks.
Person One: Do you really think shes a bisexual?
Person Two: No , of course not. Shes such a neon sock!
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sock stampede

when you bang an ugly girl from behind and hide her gross fugly head by shoving it into the sock drawer, which causes the drawer to unlatch and dump socks everywhere
-hey dude, i didn't know you were doing laundry

-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.
by walcott August 20, 2008
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Socking Cheesestring.

Socking.
Cheesestring,
Basically, Just Like passing on sex diesases.
uncle richard "stop socking that cheesestring bitch" :L
"Iwasnt socking nothing, but my mum"! :L

Socking Cheesestring. :L
by Jem&Han October 29, 2008
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sock stretcher

A girl with everything good but her cankles. An inverted butterface.
Ex., "You and your girl still together?"

"Nope. Had to end it cause she stretched out all my socks!"

"Classic sock stretcher!"
by Paulypoo November 20, 2014
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