Bunk Bed Theory

the bunk bed theory revolves around twins. This theory revolves around the same age identical opposite sex twins that sleep within a bunk bed. For example, when twins are sleeping in a bunk bed, the male twin sleeps on the bottom one and the female twin at the top. The theory portrays a image of incest. The twin on the bottom bunk late at night whispers for the other twin to come join them in the bottom bunk. The top twin starts asking their way down and they share and bed. After this, use ur imagination and you will understand the bunk bed theory

Hey Allyson, wanna test out the bunk bed theory?

by bunk bed believers June 15, 2022

Male Nose Ring Theory

If a Male has a Nose Ring he is almost certainly a Leftist cuck and a White Knight. He will constantly argue for far Left ideology. Indulges in things like polyamory and awful tattoos. Should be avoided by any means.

“There it is - the Male Nose Ring Theory in action”

“He’s going to tell us about Third Wave Feminism isnt he?”

by Ebloodsports September 17, 2025

Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking

The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz

The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.

by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021

Seth’s Brad Pitt theory

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.

Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.

by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024

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Skrillex Theory

The aesthetic principle that adopting physical attributes associated with the musician Skrillex—such as shaving the side of one’s head and wearing thick glasses—can drastically change one’s appearance and the way in which they are perceived.

Skrillex Theory can be used as a conceptual template used to analyze interpersonal dynamics, self-presentation, and individual identity.

“Many fans of Skrillex will use Skrillex Theory as a means to appear culturally distinct and attract like-minded individuals”

“Sonny Moore’s drastic change in appearance between 2009 and 2010 with only a few adjustments to his hair and style is considered to be the first example of Skrillex Theory”

by skrillextheoryvictim January 5, 2025

Hoop earring theory

Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.

“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”

by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025