Shaking the cream

Jerking off

He is always watching porn and shaking the cream.

by Queen216 March 2, 2017

Protein shake

When you jack off into your mouth in order to get your protein for the day.

Yo Jordan I had the best protein shake ever this morning!

by Negromancer420 May 9, 2019

crumple-shake

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.

"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."

by myrmadon December 16, 2011

shake hands with the boss

To urinate (male, semi-vulgar)

I'll be back in a minute, I'm going to go shake hands with the boss. *heads off to bathroom*

by Dr Akula May 18, 2015

choderia shake

a sick piece of shit on your chod which is crusted. A chod is the red line than connects your nuts and your shitter. To make the shake, you have to put bananas and crusted chod in a blender and stir it up. anthony has a uni.

choderia shakes are awesome

by emilyhenderson February 27, 2008

Shaking the tape

When someone is so drunk they can hardly stand up straight

Alex was shaking the tape last night!

by Djammqueen February 14, 2021

Smd(shaking my dick)

A term used when one is in the action of shaking their dick or getting their dick shaken. This term can also be used when disappointed with someone in how they performed sexually. This term may be taken offensively if used out of context.

Smd(shaking me dick) is fun

OR

Smd(shaking my dick) why would you do that?

by SuperBigDickWatson December 3, 2023