absolute gamer

bruh moment. what an aboslute gamer

youre not an epic absolute gamer noob

by guy next to me is low iq September 19, 2019

Gamer Gleamer

a Gleamer that does not really play any game other than Overwatch or Minecraft. They constantly judge you for your game selection and will get mad when you like a game other than Overwatch or Minecraft, and will refuse to play anything else. They are mostly into gaming because of the male attention from horny 14 year olds and Redditors.

No, dude, don't fall for it. Shes totally a Gamer Gleamer, I asked her what games she played and she couldn't name more than 2.

by BleasheeVor September 22, 2019

Gamer

Someone or something which is of incredible quality.

"Dude, this is pretty gamer."

by The one of infinite wisdom September 30, 2019

Horrible gamer

A Horrible gamer is someone who is horrible at playing video games and will spend money on games to make themselves better a good example is Muselk who is horrible at memeing in Fortnite and doesn't deserve to play it and should delete his channel. Another example of a Horrible gamer is someone who can't get past the tutorial of video games or level one and if they do make it past they won't do well also they can't hit their shots in shooter games.

Random Person: *Walks into his house*

Horrible gamer: What are you doing in my house?

Random person: I should be asking you that question

Horrible gamer: Get out of this house I'm friends with the owner I'll call the police on you if you don't leave

Random Person: You're crazy and also you're a Horrible gamer

Horrible gamer: Okay then I'll let you have my house if you beat me in some games

Random person: This is my house you can't do that

Horrible gamer: No it's mine

Random person: I thought you said it was your friends?

Horrible gamer: No it's actually mine

Random Person: *Beats him in every game they play*

Horrible gamer: I'm quitting this game *Pulls out gun and shoots himself*

by GiveMeDrugsRightNow420 October 11, 2019

Payton The Gamer

A guy who plays Super Smash Bros. Knows a lot about Nintendo, and is a gamer. He nay nay’s a lot and default dances everyday. Everyone wishes to be him. Including me!

I wish I was Payton The Gamer

by A meat flavor October 14, 2019

gamer abortion

When a female douches with Mountain Dew after sex to avoid getting pregnant.

OMFG Kaylee, are you pregnant !?
Yeah, my gamer abortion failed. I think try Mountain Dew was flat.

by IndigoBlossom August 4, 2019

Epic Gamer

A Epic Gamer is a special type of person, they hardly go outside and stay in their room playing video games, while they're super good at video games, they get sweaty when they sit, or talk to a girl, they're still a virgin but it's okay, because they're probably making money off kids, just by playing video games.

"Hey dude, did you see that bob won minecraft hunger games?"
"yes! it was easy for him considering he's a Epic Gamer."

by Minecraft Gamer 69 September 4, 2019