Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.
1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”
2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023
Get the drink yourself sidewaysmug. Similar to Mittelschmerz, best or approximately two weeks before your period.
Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry
EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry
Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry
EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry
Can I get a glass of Mittelschmerz on the rocks.
What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.
God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.
What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.
God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.
by TheClitoralHoodlums April 16, 2019
Get the Mittelschmerz drinkmug. 
by Tim222 October 1, 2014
Get the Happiness Drinkmug. The acholioic drink inspired by the Big Lez Show(youtube) it is a mix drink which consists of 1 part Mccormick Vodka, 4 parts Big Red soda and one peice of bite size pineapple with a infused amount of about 15mg of THC.
The drink is meant to be achieve a cross fade with freinds.
Upon receiving a drink you first grab the pineapple and eat it down and slowly sip on the fruity Vodka mix until the stage 3-4 cross fade is achieved. Optional way is to do long bong hit to achieve high status and then injest the mixed drink with or without pineapple silce.
The drink is meant to be achieve a cross fade with freinds.
Upon receiving a drink you first grab the pineapple and eat it down and slowly sip on the fruity Vodka mix until the stage 3-4 cross fade is achieved. Optional way is to do long bong hit to achieve high status and then injest the mixed drink with or without pineapple silce.
Random dude- Hey bartender can you get me "The Big Lez Drink" tonight? BARTENDENDER- Ahh so someone wants a crossfade tonight.
by Iaasic the conquer January 9, 2024
Get the The Big Lez Drinkmug. DAVID: BITCH, THIS IS MY HOUSE AND YOU KNOW IT!!
KATHERINE: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE COMING AROUND HERE TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT. YOU MUST BE DRINKING WITH YOUR PINKY UP. GET YOUR HEAD OUT THE CLOUDS, DAVID.
(Enters in next door neighbor)
Jared: Could ya'll keep it down or close the door . We're having a study group next door. Oh, and ya'll are in a library.
KATHERINE: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE COMING AROUND HERE TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT. YOU MUST BE DRINKING WITH YOUR PINKY UP. GET YOUR HEAD OUT THE CLOUDS, DAVID.
(Enters in next door neighbor)
Jared: Could ya'll keep it down or close the door . We're having a study group next door. Oh, and ya'll are in a library.
by Thatfatgirl1985. November 28, 2017
Get the Drinking with Your Pinky Upmug. I’m drunk (I have had a few and I’m done)
I’m Drinked (I’ve had a few, but I’m planning on having a few more).
I’m Drinked (I’ve had a few, but I’m planning on having a few more).
by Drinked March 23, 2025
Get the Drinkedmug.