Super Tan

This is when an extremely tan guy wearing board shorts sticks his man shaft into his female partner's pooper and then denies that he has done so.

Guy 1: Hey man i super tanned a girl last night!
Guy 2: So you stuck it in her pooper right?
Guy 1: Naw man, that ain't me!

by Capitainjacob December 2, 2011

Super Straight

A sexuality where you only date cisgender people

“Would you date a trans women”
No, Im Super Straight

by Itzclixer March 6, 2021

Super tiff

Supertiff is the female version of spiderman

" Oh look i see super tiff "

( a girl dressed in spiderman costume swinging from buildings )

by sytex February 2, 2008

super straight

A transphobe who is not a part of the LGBTQ+ because its a prefrance not a sexuallity

person: im super straight
anyone who has a brain: no you are just biggeted

by personhi March 15, 2021

Super Shandy

A powerful beverage consisting of 4/5 pint of beer + 1/5 pint of Smirnoff Ice.

Directly pour the appropriate amount of Smirnoff Ice into a slightly drank pint of beer

Usually digested in the presence or during televised hockey games. Has been known to cause abnormally strong hangovers.

Man, those Super Shandys messed me up last night.

by Omega Sweat May 15, 2009

Super Straight

A very real, very legitimate sexuality and preference. Consisting of an extremely marginalized community.

Those who identify as Super Straight strongly identify with a desire to only partner with people who identify as and remain their biological gender.

The Super Straight flag, displayed by Super Straights and those who show support for the Super Straight identity is black and orange, representing solidarity with People of Color and Natives.

Person A: Sorry, I only date biological women/men.
Trans Person: Oh my god, that's so fucking transphobic, how dare you!?
Person A: No, I'm not transphobic, I'm Super Straight. And you should respect peoples preferences.
Trans Person: Oh, I see. I'm sorry for being arrogant.
Person A: It's okay, we can still be friends.

by Tough Pill February 1, 2023

super dmca

A rediculous hacker friendly law that disallow the use of firewalls just to crack down on unauthorized duplication of media.

Thanks to the Super DMCA, a lot of computers in Michigan have been hit by Cyber Terrorists.

by Defender of the Internet July 21, 2003