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Brown noodle bowl

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."
by Leuitenant Major Bukakke August 31, 2020
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noodles

Betty: why did you stop talking to Jake

Laura: he just wanted noodles
by that's the tea July 28, 2019
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Noodling

When you are having sex with a man or woman with a non erect penis
I did so much coke last night I couldn't get a boner and I was noodling this chick in the ass
by Powerslave312 May 13, 2024
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Back Noodling

When a person drinks too many $16.00 margarita’s from an Italian Mexican restaurant. Said person begins to question pedestrians walking by “hey where are you going?” When leaving the drunk is then forced to sit in the back middle seat of a vehicle to prevent them from jumping from a moving vehicle.
Hey Johnny got really drunk at that Italian Mexican restaurant. There is going to be some serious back noodling going on tonight.
by Lines like lines on a paper October 13, 2021
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Noodle fight

When one wets their middle finger with saliva and another person does the same. The two wet fingers then clash in an intense battle resembling wet noodles.
Dude, why does your finger smell weird? Oh I just got done having a noodle fight
by A wet Pringle sandwich January 5, 2019
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gutter noodling

Fondling someone from behind while they are completely oblivious
Damn Jana, stop gutter noodling me I'm watching tv!
by bmx_2k15 June 9, 2017
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Pool noodling

Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.
I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.
by Sparkles, Fest Cleric October 31, 2017
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