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123 jumping

When you walk past mainstage and glance at all the molly kids 123 jumping and remember that used to be you.
by anonymous February 20, 2023
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Hoop jumping

That's just a bunch of arbitrary hooping jumping.

Hym "Really. It's like you're all in your little lanes jumping through your arbitrary hoops and I'm just meandering around the gymnasium and now you're shouting at me to get back in my lane as through the teacher is going to come back and yell at all of us. You couldn't stand to see someone not use them because you know they don't need to be there and think 'If I didn't have to use the hoops I'd have a better outcome' but by using my thing you acknowledge I would have done just fine anyway if nobody had the hoops. They just don't need to be there. It comes in the form of a definition but the movie isn't just something he thought up one day it's based on my critique of societies apathy towards people who are churned out by bureaucracy and employment (or did I 'drop a gun in front of children' in a place where small dicks and big dicks and erotica and conspiracy theories and naming your friends and non-celebrities reign supreme and violate a boundry that is superordinate to all other rule breaking?) And you can say 'Well, it's an appalling take. He didn't have to kill those people... He could have... Um... BECOME HOMELESS and, therefore, rendered moot (There are already a lot of those and, like violence, homeless and the threat of homelessness is used as a form of social control which is why nothing ever happens about EITHER)'
But how is it any more appalling than 'A curated meritocracy where YOUR (and not necessarily anyone elses) kids always win and YOU approve of everyone who "succeeds" (fucks your daughter)'? We all have to validate your parenting pseudo-deity fetish 'Because muh babies!' It's sick. And it's pretend. Pretend world! Remember that? Pretend world? That's an oldy and a goody. Pretend world... 😮 💨 Good times 😁 But yeah that's all just a bunch of hoop jumping you want people to have to do."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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Jump in yo ass

When you wanna scrap with someone who is talking mad shit, getting disrespectful, or steps to you with an attitude.
John: You a punk ass bitch Michael.

Michael: You better shut the hell up John before I start to jump in yo ass.
by Chupapi16 February 20, 2023
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Jump call

To call someone without prior warning, but scarier. Especially applicable for video calls like teams, zoom, facetime.
Brian from Migration keeps jump calling me about verifying the newest data dump, when I've set my status to busy.
by Betty3.0 October 31, 2023
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Jump starter

When she’s riding in cowgirl, pinch each other nipples as hard as you can
Dude me and my girl did the jump starter last night, it was an experience.
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That’s jump

I made a 100 on my test! That’s jump!
by photojenic November 14, 2023
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Double Jump

Double Jumping is repeating the same action/perception in certain situations, twice in a row.
Don't Double Jump, Your Lips Taste Like Bubblegum.
by anonymous November 16, 2023
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