A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.
John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!
Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.
Me: Tea or Coffee!
Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.
by awericktinuse November 16, 2021
Get the Tea or Coffeemug. deborah was in a coffee coma cause Deborah's usually a bitch but now she was seeing the positive side of life, after having 7 coffees
by thug ass tamato March 15, 2016
Get the coffee comamug. Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot then rubbing their dick on a cheeseburger after shoving it up their arse. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")
Coffee bagger ali adallah could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee and cheeseburger, and Seth got burnt!\
cheeseburger and coffee
cheeseburger and coffee
by i love alis pin dick July 20, 2010
Get the cheeseburger and coffeemug. My definition of coffee is that I was jacking off in the train station and listening to Ariana grande and I thought it sounded cool.
by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021
Get the Coffeemug. 1) White Creamy Coffee, the true essence of life. True blood of gods. When you drink White Creamy, your dicc grows 10 times. When you're a girl, you grow two new diccs from your ears
2) Marking name for anything described as GODLY AMAZING.
2) Marking name for anything described as GODLY AMAZING.
1)
"Man, yesterday I drank White Creamy Coffee."
"Fuck me right now please."
2)
"Dude this film was White Creamy."
"What the fucc?"
"Man, yesterday I drank White Creamy Coffee."
"Fuck me right now please."
2)
"Dude this film was White Creamy."
"What the fucc?"
by Sinful Angel December 28, 2018
Get the White Creamy Coffeemug. People who claim to have Crackhead energy when in reality it is much Milder and or non-existant. Usually a person who tries to single themselves out for being the "quirky" type. When in reality they're just normal and or boring
Jesse - Fair warning I have serious Crackhead Energy
Sarah - Gurl, you have Ice Coffee Energy
Jesse - What makes you say that
Sarah - We are both sober and we are in a Starbucks
Jesse - Right........Got any Cigs?
Sarah - Yep
Sarah - Gurl, you have Ice Coffee Energy
Jesse - What makes you say that
Sarah - We are both sober and we are in a Starbucks
Jesse - Right........Got any Cigs?
Sarah - Yep
by BleuHavane July 15, 2023
Get the Ice Coffee Energymug. An Iced Coffee is the epitome of sex.
For all you girls out there, have you ever been late to class, and all you can think about is how your day would be better if you had some iced coffee? I think about this often. However, don't we think the same way about sex. You'll be sitting in work, class, or just chilling in your room thinking about how if you had sex your day would be better. I have found a question in the human mind that perhaps no scientist has ever thought about but I need an answer.
The question is, Is Iced coffee the epitome of sex in these situations?
For all you girls out there, have you ever been late to class, and all you can think about is how your day would be better if you had some iced coffee? I think about this often. However, don't we think the same way about sex. You'll be sitting in work, class, or just chilling in your room thinking about how if you had sex your day would be better. I have found a question in the human mind that perhaps no scientist has ever thought about but I need an answer.
The question is, Is Iced coffee the epitome of sex in these situations?
by The Wonderer_69 June 25, 2021
Get the Iced Coffeemug.