Canadian Thanksgiving

A Canadian Thanksgiving is when you and a group of friends break into a basketball arena to jerk off on a poster of the 2019 Golden State Warriors while everyone does their best Kawhi Leonard media day laugh impersonation. The last person to finish has to bury any evidence of the crime under a Canadian School. If the crime goes unpunished for a generation, a successful Canadian Thanksgiving has occurred.

Gordon’s Kawhi laugh was so good last night I couldn’t finish and had to take the bag of DNA to Kamloops to bury for the Canadian Thanksgiving.

by Funkmaster Gordon November 21, 2023

The Thanos

Stealing all grannies rings and auto-asphyxiate yourself with a belt tied to the bedroom door.

Dying like a real man.

How did your dad die? The Thanos.

by WolvesAyWe December 29, 2024

Mexican Thanksgiving

The act of shoving a burrito up your anus proceeded by taking it out and eating.

Me and James are gonna have a Mexican Thanksgiving later tonight if you wanna join.

by 12inWeiner January 20, 2025

Liquid Thanks

"Liquid Thanks" is a term coined by Amaresh Kumar Sahu in India. It refers to expressing gratitude in the form of liquor — either by offering a bottle (e.g., wine or whiskey) or sharing a drink with someone as a symbolic gesture of thanks.

"To the volunteers who gave their time and hearts — accept my liquid thanks, overflowing and sincere."

"I raise this glass in liquid thanks to all who stood by me."

by Amaresh Kumar Sahu July 3, 2025

Texas Thanksgiving

When you stuff your girl on thanksgiving like a turkey, filling her up with your shit, piss and semen, then let it marinate and fuck her with the "stuffing" in the victim.

- What did you do this thanksgiving?
-Me and my girl had a Texas Thanksgiving!
-Can i join next time?
-Sure.

by ramer561 September 1, 2025

The Spirit of Thanksgiving

The Spirit of Thanksgiving is when one member wears a pilgrim hat, and the other wears an Indian headband. Then one of the members stuffs their asshole with stuffing and tops it off with gravy. The other member then proceeds to eat out all of the stuffing and gravy while listing the things they're thankful for. The member with their asshole being eaten has to gobble like like a turkey while being eaten out.

Dave: "Dude so I heard you went to Jessica's house last weekend! How was that?"

Jim: "It went well bro, I really showed her the spirit of Thanksgiving."

by shux878 April 19, 2018

off them thangs

high, usually off pills

last night i was so off them thangs i brushed AND flossed my cat's teeth

by misterhappymeal December 8, 2020