a test made by Michael Scott from the infamous sitcom, The office.
Michael scott: can she fit in a regular size rowboat?
woman: no, she can't fit in a regular size rowboat.
Michael Scott: Dammit, i knew it Phyllis, i knew it!
the rowboat test
Michael scott: can she fit in a regular size rowboat?
woman: no, she can't fit in a regular size rowboat.
Michael Scott: Dammit, i knew it Phyllis, i knew it!
the rowboat test
by Potatoinvation January 18, 2024
Get the The rowboat testmug. Leon's wrong
Alice: Hey, did you the world is round?
Leon: Actually, it's round
Alice: I guess that just a typical litmus test then.
Leon: Actually, it's round
Alice: I guess that just a typical litmus test then.
by Leon's big pp April 26, 2024
Get the Litmus testmug. The test a woman or man gives a new guy to see how much dick they are packing before you decide to give them a chance to fuck. To conduct the test, you have to feel the man’s dick through his pants and get it hard so you can then measure it via how much of your hand it takes up.
by PrincessofBwoodNY March 20, 2024
Get the feel testmug. 
Relates to: free boatride plan.
Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.
The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.
The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018
Get the sneaker testmug. When your on the most important question on your test....and your stupid pencil rips through the page...-_-
by ripped test page March 12, 2020
Get the ripped test pagemug. When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home
I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
by Le on January 26, 2022
Get the Taste testmug.