cat-top

Cat-top is a term used to refer to a laptop computer that attracts your cat to sit on top of it usually whilst it's in use due to the heat that's generated from it.

Where's your laptop computer - I need to use it.
Its now a cat-top as the cat uses it instead to sit on.

by Cyberwulf October 24, 2014

rock top

When you do something so shameful that you should've been "hitting rock bottom", but it was absolutely hilarious, so you're considered to hit ROCK TOP instead.

She pissed on a hippy last weekend. She hit rock top.

by Milkshakemoustache May 31, 2015

Bottom / top

The person on top during gay sex would be the top and the person on bottom would be the bottom the dominant person is usually referred to as the top

I bet tony is a bottom / top

by Digbickhoe December 19, 2019

quick top

When a woman gets in your and sucks your dick

Bro I just got some quick top by my tinder match

by Ultimate Glungus May 18, 2019

Top Dawg

Your best friend

Dale is my top dawg. We’ve been best friends since middle school.

by beeshman October 1, 2019

Top Shelfing

The act of defecating in someone's finest bottle of liquor. A homage to the classic Upper Decker.

Carl was being a douche at the party, so I gave him a good old fashioned top shelfing.

by Dr. Fugswidit June 8, 2018

Top Gun

The high vantage point all school shooters go to get the most kills.

Better put more security at Top Gun

by Mr.sirr August 11, 2020