Truck 9

The absolute deepest circle of hell reserved only for the laziest of slugs.

I’m in truck 9.

by Uninball April 29, 2023

Dump truck ticket

The act of sexual intercourse with a fat chick that statistcally is under 5" tall & over weighs at least 225lbs.

Lehroy was awarded his Dump Truck Ticket after performing his trademark reverse double dunker move, on that Jabba the Hut lookalike fat chick, in the back of his mobile home...

by rathole November 25, 2009

Gorilla Truck

A female with both gorilla and truck-like features. A Gorilla Truck is generally a larger specimen with manish features and a penchant for drunk men.

Did you see that Gorilla Truck Adam hooked up with? He must have been blind!

by S.H.A.G June 22, 2010

trucking asshole

An angry roadrage filled commercial truck driver.

Did you see that truck that just cut me off blowing his air horn? He is a real trucking asshole!!

by HTJA March 19, 2017

Truck

Also known as a "Steel Horse", "Redneck Max", and a "Patriarchy Machine". The mobile transport of a countryman, normally accompanied by a smooth glass of oil, a leather belt, a magnum revolver, and a cassette tape of "On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson on repeat for 10 hours.

"My truck could beat up your truck."

by Charlie I. November 15, 2023

hooptie truck

It's not a diesel, and it's barely a gaser. Basically any truck that the driver don't know what a real truck is. Some young privk usually drives it, revving the engine at every stop, and beats on it to try and replace what the space in their pants can't.

"If your lift kit is lopsided, your truck might be a hooptie truck"
"If your truck was bought on Craigslist, it might be a hooptie"

by Tricksortruck May 14, 2015

Truck Salad

A sexual term involving to toss someone's salad, after pile driving their rectum while sperm or other bodily fluids leak from tossed rectum

Last night I gave my girlfriend, Jennifer, the truck salad.

by Quarter Inch Ribeye June 7, 2018