Ted: "I can find dorm bedding that fits my bed!"
Jill: "Because its only available online from bedding stores like TwinXL.com!'
Jill: "Because its only available online from bedding stores like TwinXL.com!'
by TheChoosenOne13 May 14, 2014
Get the Dorm Beddingmug. by ThorV April 12, 2016
Get the bed banditmug. Bro you should come out tonight, Mash Gang are having an open bar
"I can't, I'm making bed lasagne with the other half"
Say less bro. Say less.
"I can't, I'm making bed lasagne with the other half"
Say less bro. Say less.
by ichbintimothy April 24, 2023
Get the Bed Lasagnemug. They're just like shower thoughts but you get them when you're tucked in your bed and they keep you from falling asleep.
*thinks while lying on the bed* Birthday presents are rewards for not dying during the year
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought
by WhirlyBird19 October 2, 2022
Get the bed thoughtmug. by Rynesdad May 16, 2018
Get the bed it and wed itmug. The sacred end-of-day act of cracking open a beer and sliding into bed or the couch with zero plans except to unwind, zone out, and maybe fall asleep during a television show. Think of it as the nighttime sibling to wake and bake but with hops instead of haze.
by PrincessSaturn July 16, 2025
Get the Bed and brewskimug. She was bedding her newly adopted cat.
by Cl0v3r_Sn0w May 24, 2024
Get the Beddingmug.