your mom

the funniest joke we know

Obama: “when did i ask?”
You: “your mom”

by joesmama888 February 06, 2022

Your Mom

A woman who is fucked very hard very often. She is really hot and you are constantly getting teased about your friends fucking her, but the truth is you want to fuck her yourself you motherfucking weirdo (see what I did there ;D)

I fucked your mom so hard last night

by Big PP man hehe stfu woman February 04, 2022

your mom

your mom

Man : Your mom.

Other Man : exquisite.

by God's instrument February 18, 2022

Your mom

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LMAO THAT YOUR MOM LOOKS LIKE HE SUCCED MC PORN

by IdiotDobe September 16, 2018

your mom

The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe

Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats October 02, 2022

your mom

the comeback for any question, comment or statement.

Person 1: Hey! Where did you come from?
Person 2: Your mom.

by queen chara February 09, 2022

Your mom

Bitch

Bitch is your mom and your mom is a bitch and it looks like candice.

by December 27, 2021