soider

A massive fan of the character John A. Zoidberg from Futurama. Derived from "Soidbert" or "Soidberg", both of which are comedic misspellings of the character's name.

Person A: HEY, did you get your girlfriend to watch Futurama with you last night?
Person B: Yeah. Her favorite so far is Zoidberg.
Person A: I KNEW she'd be a soider.

by solarex May 20, 2024

Spider Man Technique

The act and skill of the “act”, the faster you shoot the webs, the better.😏

“Give me the Spider Man Technique later.”

by Fast Spider May 31, 2024

spaidy

Someone who is being a total nerdy smartass- acting like they know everything. But in reality is very wrong.

Dude 1: Hey man did you see that kid today?

Dude 2: yea man, he was acting a total spaidy

by Trashyupurbe June 14, 2024

Spideractin

The insane movement you make when a spider jumps on you; when you act faster than lightening because of the eight leg creature aka spider.

Anthony made a gnarly spideractin jump when a tarantula jumped on his head.

by Anthonygrifff June 27, 2024

Spidergooning

Spidergooning (or Spider gooning) is much like typical gooning, however, it is performed with the addition of another individual. For the duration of the Spidergooning session both persons use their arms and legs (for a sum of 8 limbs, which is where the term originates) to goon.

After the climax, the Spidergooners use the "silk" (sperm) to make web-like patterns on themselves or the surrounding area.

Person 1: Hey, are you down for some Spidergooning later?
Person 2: You needn't even ask! I'm so down.

by Abe_Blud September 20, 2024

Spider-Cock

The-Spider cock is a extremely infectious disease that occurs during a blowjob or masturbation when the victim tugs a little to hard on the tip of their dick. Because of this they rip the top/tip of their dick off to reveal a metallic colored humanoid spider hiding in a hollow meaty blood tube inside of their dick which it has eaten out over time, and along the inside of your shaft are the spider-cock’s baby eggs growing about to burst! Once spider-cock realizes that it has been revealed it quickly climbs to the top of your dick and stabs itself into place on top of your cock causing extreme pain, as it soon starts screaming at you, and digs deeper into your cock in a fit of rage.

The only cure is to self circumcise or take the shower, crank that baby on high, change it too the sprayer, turn the water as hot as possible, and let that mf spray Spider-Cock away.

You will have to get a prosthetic dick if not treated promptly to discovery.

Nicky: *sucking cock* oh tod *chokes on his schlong* your dick *mmmmhphhhh*! Your dick is so yummy!
Tod: oh I know babes, it is 9 inches long!
Nicky: WHAT THE FUCK ONLY 9 INCHES LONG!
Nicky: *rips her head away from his cock*
Tod: FUCK women! You just ripped off the tip of my dick!
Nicky: ohhhh, is that my faul- TOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SHAFT? - IS THAT A TUBE!? OH MY there’s a fucking SPIDER CLIMBING OUT OF YOUR DICK!!
Tod: GET THE HOSE I AM not GOING TO CIRCUMSISE THIS ONE IT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! I AM NOT PAYING $3000 FOR ANOTHER DICK BECAUSE OF A Spider-Cock, WE ARE GOING TO SOW THE TIP BACK ON!
Nicky: uHMM! bye-

by Laglog December 2, 2024

Spidering

When in the back shot position, the submissive on bottom, reaches in between their legs to tickle the dominant's testicles.

"Anne practiced this spidering while participating in passionate intercourse and Jack rated it a 10/10!"

"Adds some spider fun!"

by SSSbiatch December 3, 2024