Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,
usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher
usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher
"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"
by Sammibuka June 28, 2004
Get the side-burn smashmug. a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.
Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.
Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)
Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.
Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)
by _linzi December 15, 2011
Get the smashed the pastymug. by Xtuomox August 24, 2019
Get the Smashmug. A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.
Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. Let's do some smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. Let's do some smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."
by Smashed smashed June 7, 2018
Get the Smashed Smashedmug. a ball smash is essentially a fleshy version of Newton's Cradle.
Must occur between two or more men.
Ideal environment for ball smash to occur is after dumplings and a few bottles of wine.
Must occur between two or more men.
Ideal environment for ball smash to occur is after dumplings and a few bottles of wine.
Hey Martin, what are you guys doing tonight?
Me, Erin, Kath and Bruce are getting together to watch Phil and Pete ball smash.
Me, Erin, Kath and Bruce are getting together to watch Phil and Pete ball smash.
by Ezmoz October 1, 2016
Get the Ball smashmug. by JkSarge March 20, 2017
Get the chicken smashmug. 