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Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.
Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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I can't stop the voice

by anonymous August 3, 2023
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stop being a Noah

A Noah is a person that likes to play fast games like DOOM and Quake. In the storie Noah ark, the world is ending and god tells know to grab two of ever animals and a boat put them all in the boat a Noah can get scared and put all eggs in one the basket and dips.
Dude stop being a Noah just because lights are off
by RATMAN1232 June 10, 2022
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Stop Living

The thing people do every time they see a definition on Urban Dictionary
Jessica: I am going to ruin your day in one sentence.
Pokémon Fan: What is it then?
Jessica: Pokemon will end some day.
Pokémon fan: And that is the day I will stop living
Jessica: WHAT THE-
by Wolfs_Are_Cool November 7, 2021
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stops

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by paaged July 18, 2021
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Hym "Is it petty Chris? Is that a petty reason to stop watching? Should I do it because I think you're cooperating with Jordan Peterson to steal from me so I have to do his incest cult? Is that a better reason? Because that's the reason I'm going to murder a kids. Well, one of them. He's not trying to get me to do do it because it's better. He's doing it because it is EXPLICITLY WORSE than what I want and he knows it. He knows he is shit. And he knows his values are shit. And he wants to make me live out his shit values because he knows I will not be happy. And he's doing it because he wants there to be a punishment for calling his daughter a crippled slut with a pouty, fuckable face and there isn't one. I have a right to say that. But he doesn't like that I think I can say whatever I want about whoever I want. It isn't therapy that he is doing here. And the zionist shill therapists he's recruited to try and coopt the psychological institutions are enabling him and likely need to be punished for their complicity. Them and the politicians who've decided to hop on the bandwagon with him. Your incest cult isn't sanity, Jordan. It's just an incest cult. You've adorned yourself in the blood of a long-dead God and now you think you're him. You lie as easily a you breathe and for all of our sakes I hope both of those things become more difficult for you as we get closer to the climax of our little drama we got going on here."
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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stop this asshatery

A most disrespectful way to tell one to drop the bullshit. An asshat is one who uses their own ass as a hat, making asshatery the action the obnoxious actions made by an asshat, which usually involve angering or disregarding other people.
Kelly- Jessica must be stopped she's an asshat
Joie- Jessica STOP THIS ASSHATERY thank you

Jessica- That hurts
Joie- I'm sorry you feel that way
by hi i'm a asshat August 24, 2022
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