snap a plank

Snap a plank,To defecate, take a dump,shit, usually a hard one that equates to breaking a hardwood board or plank

Dude ,I snapped a plank and clogged your toilet . I need to snap a plank.

by BigNiggaDingDong March 21, 2023

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Mauba Snap

When someone sends you a snap of literally nothing. A wall picture or a black screen.

“He just sent me a Mauba Snap!”

“He must not be interested in you.”

by KoshoKS November 17, 2022

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Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma

I just burned you, what are you gonna do about it

Person1: u ugly
Person2: not as ugly as you! Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma

Person1: bruh

by Nubnoob9 February 27, 2023

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snap n crap

when you get so mad you poop!

A: wow sam got so mad in our meeting today he really snapped n crapped
B: A snap n crap?! god I hate when that happens to me

by talisman.boys January 07, 2025

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Snapping arse

An Australian colloquial term for taking a shit.

1.Fuck mate I really need to snap some arse right now.

2. I love indian food but fuck does it make me snap some serious arse the next day.

3. I was snapping some arse and realised there was no toilet paper half way through. Fuckin spewing.

4. Snapping arse means to take a shit.

by Azuraz1 July 08, 2024

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