-A retard who is also a tard. Dumb as fuck but pretends to be smart by using big words and typing long essays that doesnt sense.
-someone who gets high or drunk while trolling on urban dictionary most likely a loser by nature with a vendetta against an imaginary enemy.
-someone who gets high or drunk while trolling on urban dictionary most likely a loser by nature with a vendetta against an imaginary enemy.
by YouneedMEds March 26, 2010
Get the retarded tardmug. When a person who lifts weights goes way overboard. Can be used to describe just one part of the body.
Dude 1: That dude is in good shape but his calves are muscularly retarded. They look so huge compared to the rest of his build.
Dude 2: You are so gay.
Dude 2: You are so gay.
by jkherbz August 17, 2010
Get the Muscularly Retardedmug. When you are completely inept at wrapping any kind of food in clingfilm. When ordered to do so you have a slight panic attack.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.
Dad: Katherine, could you please wrap this chicken up?
Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.
Katherine: No, I'll do it.
...
2 hours later...
Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.
Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.
Katherine: No, I'll do it.
...
2 hours later...
Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.
by lazybumsinparis August 17, 2010
Get the clingfilm retardantmug. by user562 February 14, 2017
Get the Total Retardmug. Simply, a retarded penguin. Its that simple. Also a great goofy insult for those who annoy you. Wanna know the secret to becoming a retarded penguin? Well...too bad ya prick!
Dude, i really wanted to know how to become a retarded penguin. Who ever wrote this is a total prick.
by KING/OF/ALL/RETARDED/PENGUINS December 21, 2010
Get the Retarded penguinmug. A person who has problems with his testicles. Can't see them (too small), can't play with them (doesn't like to), or just can't ejaculate.
by Evilman666 May 20, 2009
Get the Testicly Retardedmug. The act of becoming dumber by making out with a retarted person at a nighttime bar or club. Known to occur over a delayed period of time.
by drunkie405 March 3, 2010
Get the tounge retardationmug.