Honey-Retard

(noun); mentally incompetent individual, who unfailingly finds him/herself in sticky situations.

No matter what she does, Bessie is always getting into trouble. She's a honey-retard.

by Kitten Angel September 16, 2011

History of the Retard

A collection of the various accounts of retards and stupid people from across the history of the universe.

I was looking at History of the Retard yesterday. Some of the things I found intellectually fascinating was one guy named Dan Recinto and, how he would pee on the toilet seat instead of into it.

by Chidori611 May 20, 2016

retarded tard

-A retard who is also a tard. Dumb as fuck but pretends to be smart by using big words and typing long essays that doesnt sense.

-someone who gets high or drunk while trolling on urban dictionary most likely a loser by nature with a vendetta against an imaginary enemy.

you're a fucking retarded tard get a life. What's your IQ? Mines is on the above average range.

by YouneedMEds March 26, 2010

Retarded penguin

Simply, a retarded penguin. Its that simple. Also a great goofy insult for those who annoy you. Wanna know the secret to becoming a retarded penguin? Well...too bad ya prick!

Dude, i really wanted to know how to become a retarded penguin. Who ever wrote this is a total prick.

by KING/OF/ALL/RETARDED/PENGUINS December 21, 2010

Total Retard

A person who act like a retard, in a total way

This guy is acting like a total retard

by user562 February 14, 2017

tounge retardation

The act of becoming dumber by making out with a retarted person at a nighttime bar or club. Known to occur over a delayed period of time.

She suffered from tounge retardation and is now known to be dumber by all of her peers

by drunkie405 March 3, 2010

Testicly Retarded

A person who has problems with his testicles. Can't see them (too small), can't play with them (doesn't like to), or just can't ejaculate.

When DW jerks off he is Testicly Retarded.

by Evilman666 May 20, 2009