pre-stalk

The crazy ass shit you do before a date. You somehow become some IT genius from every bad movie ever and you figure everything out about the other person. Including but not limited to accidentally liking a photo from there prepubescent days.

I was ready to go on a date with Reece but I freaked out because I couldn't find him on social media anywhere, worst pre-stalk ever!

by Slaymedaddy July 12, 2017

Pres

This person is a bratty bottom, they will go to all lengths to to never admit this. They will also project their own bottomness onto other people.

"stop being a pres, pres"

by Lilshardy October 11, 2020

Pre-Concussion Shake

A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.

The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.

Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.

"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"

"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."

by CEO of Pre-Concussion Shakes June 9, 2022

pre-run

You send out one of your buddy's to check out the pussy situation at a new drinking establishment

You two head over to the (add name here) and give it a pre-run on the pussy situation

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

pre-beach

Area just before the beach, where sand and grass are mixed

Grass, grass and sand(pre-beach), beach, ocean or other water source

by told you! JS October 24, 2011

pre-sleepover

a sleepover or get together that pre dates a bigger sleepover.

Before the sleepover, let’s have a pre-sleepover!

by 298boywonder April 13, 2019

pres

A black person that you like or that is important.

Playing life with the pres

by The Groc January 25, 2022