funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.

Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

person of enormous standards

Someone who acts like a cunt. Long for poes (the Afrikaans word for a cunt)

" Wow, that driver who just cut me off is a Person Of Enormous Standards

by Allmypseudonymsaretaken July 5, 2017

Personal risk assessment

Abbreviated P.r.a,

What is the highest spiritual level of common sense? The nirvana of common sense? Of course it's when a human does a competent pra, or personal risk assessment!

by Sexydimma December 27, 2021

normal milk person

They are the impossible standard to which something or someone is compared. Alternatively used instead of perfect.

“I’m not a normal milk person” or “that dress is a normal milk person”

by itsavibeytime February 3, 2022

SKINNY FAT PERSON

A person who doesn’t work out but maybe once a year, looks like they are in shape, but lacks great stamina, can’t even last on a treadmill for 10 minutes.

This girl rere walks around like she’s in shape but definitely has that skinny fat person look, she can’t hang with the big dawgs.

by #TheUrbanDictionaryGuy January 8, 2020

Tall person hug

A hug from a tall person. Tall person hugs are the best kind of hug especially if your bff is tall!

Lola gave Mela a tall person hug!

Mela had to stand on a bench in the courtyard to give Lola a tall person hug.

by No name please October 20, 2019

Cutest Person Ever

Kadin Ewing is the cutest human being there is. He is the definition of cute. Although he doesn’t know it, it is nothing but true. His brown eyes, full lips, cute nose and amazing body make him the perfect human to exist.

Girl 1- You know who I just saw?

Girl 2- Who?

Girl 1- The cutest person ever.
Girl 2- Oh, you talking about Kadin?
Girl 1- Yea! The one and only.

by speak.the.truth.09 May 12, 2022