Toilet paper

Paper to wipe ur bum and flush down the toilet

Let’s go and buy some toilet paper to wipe our bums with

by anonymous August 14, 2021

Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.

Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...

by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024

Paper

When someone or something is goody two shoes af and does everything by the book; A person that abides by all laws

These drivers here are paper af!!!

by Danie O. Love May 26, 2018

High paper

When you smoke a MASSIVE blunt with your roommate for her birthday, try to sit down and write a paper for the next 6 hours, and fail miserably.

After nearly 7 hours of trying to write a high paper, Logan’s progress read, after the title and header, “Hiking in Maine is huge.”

by stewartave January 21, 2022

payment paper

A pay check.

Man i got 2 jobs micky dz, and taxi wish, I would like to get some extra" payment paper " for it.

by eddieboy1 400 March 11, 2010

paper butterflies

Porn. Especially the printed type., and including internet, videos, DVDs, telephone sex talk. IM rooms, the result of which is orgasm with out a partner.

Call it "Virtual Cheating", or a 'victim-less', the problem of Paper Butterflies is the resulting detachment to another person sexually.

So Susan was cheating on Bill and they got a caught??

Well She was chasing paper butterflies on the computer and forgot to erase the history !

by I am so awful I'm Nameless November 27, 2018

Toilet paper

Something that no longer exists due to Karens panicking because of their anti-vax kid is going to die, so she's going to make a toilet paper hut for them.

"DAMIT KAREN! MY ANTI-VAX KID NEEDS THIS TOILET PAPER MORE THAN YOU!"

by RylanisSsuperHot March 24, 2020