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surrogate pussy

n.

An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.

examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.
When Butch became my prison cellmate, I offered to make him a fifi like mine, but he preferred to use my virgin asshole as his surrogate pussy, instead.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021
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Expressive Pussy

When she has that kind of pussy that just speaks to your soul. The kind that gets so wet it talks to and tells you what a good job you're doing and when she orgasms it pulls you even more. The most addictive form of pussy.
That girl has the most expressive pussy I've ever had.
by That1GuyThatLikesFun August 19, 2021
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Pussy Masher

by Organiz3d Chaos June 5, 2021
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Penthouse Pussy

Clearly the best in reference to either the female anatomy or feminine quality.
1) Barbara's hopes for going to the senior prom with Brad were dashed when he discovered Ave's Penthouse Pussy.
2) The ladies were fighting hard to make partner in the law office but Heather clearly was the Penthouse Pussy in the firm.
by Dr Bradburry June 23, 2021
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Gay for Pussy

When straight guys adopt feminine or borderline homosexual tendencies for the purpose of appeasing women into having sex with them. Term coined by Brandon Wardell during a stand-up set. Common examples include painted nails, makeup, glitter, feminine clothing, and feigning attraction to your own sex in conversation. Most frequently employed by guys around alt-girls.
"All you fellas who are gay for pussy, you're on notice." - Brandon

"Did you see Thomas walking around campus with painted nails the other day? That Shit is so outta character for him."
"He's just gay for pussy in order to impress that indie chick he's been hooking up with, nothing more to it."
by bigburner440 October 7, 2022
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pussy watering

when something is extremely attractive or pretty/amazing/beautiful.
Did you see Carla's new shoes?
Absolutely pussy watering.
by lelanastacia January 17, 2022
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Doughy Pussy

A pussy that is neither loose or tight and has the consistency and texture of dough. Usually very soft and sloppy. Mediocre at best.
I finally banged Melissa last night and she's got such a doughy pussy it felt like fucking a greasy ball of unbaked bread.
by Drty4130 January 23, 2022
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