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Arse pipe

"I know dude, I just had my arse pipe deflowered by one of them."
by Frankie Flowers May 15, 2018
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Pipe down Midget!

A Commonly used term for wellbeing teachers and workers to assert authority and dominance over small people, and kids. The term is used primarily on kids titled Luke. Luke is defined as a small midget child who constantly creates trouble in the surrounding area. A Luke is always 5ft or under...
Wellbeing teacher : PIPE DOWN MIDGET! *agressively points down at the 3rd class citizen*
Luke : *scared* *timbers shivered*
by Dog............... March 9, 2022
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Pipe Dreams

Escaping Pipe Dreams almost seems like a pipe dream in itself.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Pipe Crack

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
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Poo piping

Poo piping is the art of using icing bag nozzles wedged in ya butt hole to create pattens, and do fancy writing using ya poo
by Herbie August 4, 2022
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Pipe dream

When you haven’t done the do In a while, and your mind trails off to distant places about the pipe. Similar to wet dream for guys.
I’ve in a slump for 10 months, I’ve been having pipe dreams for the last week!
by Leebosss June 15, 2022
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Uilleann Piping

Masturbating someone's cock with you're elbow
Nora was feeling frisky last night and didn't want to do bagpiping again so she asked Nigel did he wanna try uilleann Piping instead as she proceeded to jerk him off with his cock under her elbow
by Stanto 77 February 28, 2024
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