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Breech Baby

An insult for someone of lacking intelligence or who generally has simple concepts go over their head. The connection being that like a baby being delivered feet first, their brain isnt getting enough oxygen.
I told my neighbor that huffing spray paint is bad for his brain but he just replied "but it fucks me up so good...". That guy is such a breech baby.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 5, 2022
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tickle the baby

Giving a girl a cream pie and then allowing her to queef out the juices resulting in them going everywhere.

This is similar to ticking a baby who is eating porridge which results in the porridge going everywhere.
"Hey baby, wanna let me tickle the baby tonight?"
by TickleTheBabyCreator July 27, 2016
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pimp baby

A younger sibling who is extremely successful in dating (usually more successful than older siblings).
Older sibling: Hey Pimp Baby! That's one hot ass of a girlfriend you've got.
Pimp Baby: Nah, that's just a girl I'm talking to.
by LinguisticsGeek November 13, 2013
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Baby on a Breast

Can be used for many applications but generally used to describe something or someone that remains excessively close to something else.
Bruh, Vashank be clingy as fuck he like a baby on a breast.
Jasif does not stop juuling he forreal a baby on a breast.
by Oasissandwich October 17, 2018
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puff baby

When you suck dick for a free Puff Bar™️
"I just sucked dick for a puff"

"Omg you're such a puff baby"
by realpuffbaby November 21, 2019
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Mystery Baby

A game where a man docks with multiple men and allows them to ejaculate inside of his dick. He then goes and has sex with a girl and releases all the cum inside her. When she becomes pregnant, it will be a mystery as to whose baby it is.
Did you hear what happened to Dawanna? She got mystery baby by Jose, Jawann, Pedro, and Martinez and now doesn't know who the father is.
by imnotgrandma December 5, 2013
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baby crazy

A person, usually a female, who wants a baby so bad she is willing to steal one. This usually occurs at random moments on the street or mall when a mother walks by pushing a stroller and the baby crazy person stops the poor lady to dote on the child.
You're walking hand in hand with a girl and she sees an infant. She stops, looks back at you, and says, "I want it." Of course, she does this in a deep throaty voice and her eyes turn black for a moment, reminding you of the exorcist. Your friend next to you says, "Damn, that bitch be baby crazy!"
by manofsin November 16, 2011
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