A Dillon Cap is when the cap to a plastic bottle is placed on top of the drink as opposed to being screwed on. The drink is almost always spilled.
John sees Dillon's Dr. Pepper on the table and slaps it away. It was Dillon Capped and spilled on everybody.
Dillon: DUDE WHAT THE HELL?? MY SODA!!
John: MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT ON A DILLON CAP!
Dillon: DUDE WHAT THE HELL?? MY SODA!!
John: MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT ON A DILLON CAP!
by barfightprincess June 20, 2014
Get the Dillon Cap mug.Similar to a night cap but with wine, usually moms or women. The wine helps them relax and unwind from their chaotic day, and prevents them from going full psycho bitch on their spouse or man friend because of a build up of resentment.
Neighbor Friend 1: Hey Jess want to have a wine cap on the porch?
Neighbor Friend 2: Yeah, Ill be down in a minute, I'm gonna need a bottle cap after the day i've had, i almost lost my shit on him.
Neighbor Friend 1: Oh, know what did he say/do?
Neighbor Friend 2: Yeah, Ill be down in a minute, I'm gonna need a bottle cap after the day i've had, i almost lost my shit on him.
Neighbor Friend 1: Oh, know what did he say/do?
by KJASK October 31, 2014
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person 1: thanks for the homework answers! i'll just cap them.
person 2: no prob, homie.
person 1: thanks for the homework answers! i'll just cap them.
person 2: no prob, homie.
by alienbrellie December 4, 2014
Get the cap mug.Also known as the most awesome person in the universe. Just being around her is considered a blessing in most cultures. Joe cap has nothing on her.
by Gcap November 3, 2013
Get the gina cap mug.The act of placing one's oral cavity within near proximity of his/her patellas. Generally a move indicative of inherent flexibility and/or the absence of two or more ribs.
Did you see that flexible prick Marilyn Manson got busted lippin' caps in a public washroom in Dallas?
by Robhouse November 25, 2013
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"Yo dude, I can't come over today I'm sick..."
"Bruh, you're cap as fuck."
"Nigga I'm not capping I'm sick as a dog!"
"Capping ass mother fucker I don't fuck with you anymore bitch."
"You always think I'm capping on you man, the fuck?"
"Bruh, you're cap as fuck."
"Nigga I'm not capping I'm sick as a dog!"
"Capping ass mother fucker I don't fuck with you anymore bitch."
"You always think I'm capping on you man, the fuck?"
by Petrify February 2, 2015
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